@久爱不离丶lc 妹子你为何留完又删了? ✄┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈ Dreaming about the day when youwake up 翘首盼望, And find that what you’re looking for 你某一天会蓦然回首 has been here the whole time 百般寻觅之人已在灯火阑珊处静候 ✎﹏₯㎕┈┈┈┈┈┈花开成海念成灾
男人主动吻女人是突发事件,女人主动吻男人是预谋事件。 ✄┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈ Dreaming about the day when youwake up 翘首盼望, And find that what you’re looking for 你某一天会蓦然回首 has been here the whole time 百般寻觅之人已在灯火阑珊处静候 ✎﹏₯㎕┈┈┈┈┈┈花开成海念成灾
传统的男人结婚前很清纯,结婚后开始乱搞;现代的男人结婚前乱搞,结婚后变得老实。 ✄┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈ Dreaming about the day when youwake up 翘首盼望, And find that what you’re looking for 你某一天会蓦然回首 has been here the whole time 百般寻觅之人已在灯火阑珊处静候 ✎﹏₯㎕┈┈┈┈┈┈花开成海念成灾
男人第一次和女人上床很难,以后越来越容易;女人第一次和男人上床很容易,以后越来越难。 ✄┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈ Dreaming about the day when youwake up 翘首盼望, And find that what you’re looking for 你某一天会蓦然回首 has been here the whole time 百般寻觅之人已在灯火阑珊处静候 ✎﹏₯㎕┈┈┈┈┈┈花开成海念成灾
男人赚钱后想和老婆离婚,男人赚不到钱老婆想和他离婚。 ✄┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈ Dreaming about the day when youwake up 翘首盼望, And find that what you’re looking for 你某一天会蓦然回首 has been here the whole time 百般寻觅之人已在灯火阑珊处静候 ✎﹏₯㎕┈┈┈┈┈┈花开成海念成灾
传统的女人生孩子前很老实,生完孩子开始想入非非;现代的女人生孩子前想入非非,生完孩子后变得老实。 ✄┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈ Dreaming about the day when youwake up 翘首盼望, And find that what you’re looking for 你某一天会蓦然回首 has been here the whole time 百般寻觅之人已在灯火阑珊处静候 ✎﹏₯㎕┈┈┈┈┈┈花开成海念成灾
家里没钱的时候男人喜欢记帐,家里有钱的时候女人喜欢记帐。 ✄┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈ Dreaming about the day when youwake up 翘首盼望, And find that what you’re looking for 你某一天会蓦然回首 has been here the whole time 百般寻觅之人已在灯火阑珊处静候 ✎﹏₯㎕┈┈┈┈┈┈花开成海念成灾
男人和老婆的关系再差,他和岳母的关系也是好的;女人和老公的关系再好,她和婆婆的关系也是差的。 ✄┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈ Dreaming about the day when youwake up 翘首盼望, And find that what you’re looking for 你某一天会蓦然回首 has been here the whole time 百般寻觅之人已在灯火阑珊处静候 ✎﹏₯㎕┈┈┈┈┈┈花开成海念成灾