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qq姐:送你几朵玫瑰
我:我还以为你的擦鼻涕纸呢
qq姐:怎么可能 我昨天刚学的 厉害吧
![](http://tiebapic.baidu.com/forum/w%3D580/sign=fa425af6fc44ad342ebf878fe0a30c08/1753052ad40735fa8dacb6a2c3510fb30f24081e.jpg?tbpicau=2024-07-11-05_b40483489d9f71e7c2e23e3473e1993e)
![](http://tiebapic.baidu.com/forum/w%3D580/sign=f8c6ba2714da81cb4ee683c56264d0a4/57b3884d510fd9f9828207ba602dd42a2934a41d.jpg?tbpicau=2024-07-11-05_57ecdcd7edf49ec065d6cf127d58e821)
我的兔子啥时候能安排上
![](http://tiebapic.baidu.com/forum/w%3D580/sign=4cc2072c68fae6cd0cb4ab693fb20f9e/bf70c9b4c9ea15ceed3a0612eb003af33b87b2a7.jpg?tbpicau=2024-07-11-05_5fa5db36b655503c7203764c837bf224)
以前被叫狗屎
现在被叫狗屁
![](https://gsp0.baidu.com/5aAHeD3nKhI2p27j8IqW0jdnxx1xbK/tb/editor/images/client/image_emoticon1.png)
我上厕所回来
w:你喷香水了?
我:什么?是洗手液 你们男厕没有吗
w:你去看看?我带你进去瞅瞅
![](http://tiebapic.baidu.com/forum/w%3D580/sign=c96aefecc23df8dca63d8f99fd1072bf/8126c7fab2fb4316d4879b617da4462308f7d3db.jpg?tbpicau=2024-07-11-05_a94164b73b2732421936c568bff77ced)
那我就偷偷先睡辣
![](http://tiebapic.baidu.com/forum/w%3D580/sign=bd029b2333061d957d4637304bf40a5d/08c41e5594eef01f2e2afadebdfe9925bc317db8.jpg?tbpicau=2024-07-11-05_cded254437b9b5d21d8c5044f9f9f1d0)
![](http://tiebapic.baidu.com/forum/w%3D580/sign=61f7ddfa3fd9f2d3201124e799ec8a53/5cb50b24bc315c602eab89f4d0b1cb13495477b8.jpg?tbpicau=2024-07-11-05_add4d066b5c8e690ef56d28706e5ad28)
虽然现在是大半夜
但我还是要起来去拍一张
根就截了 发霉了
![](http://tiebapic.baidu.com/forum/w%3D580/sign=a648ab293ecb0a4685228b315b61f63e/2b41a24f251f95ca7b73db658c177f3e66095228.jpg?tbpicau=2024-07-11-05_e950f709f3245c2e89e2386d65f34cfa)
上次心碎的时候才那么高一点
![](http://tiebapic.baidu.com/forum/w%3D580/sign=c2754538f3fd5266a72b3c1c9b1a9799/65b2452b6059252d979454d7719b033b5ab5b92b.jpg?tbpicau=2024-07-11-05_24a06dc34fb35abc2ddd7e69ea3262e3)
发现一个好玩的
![](http://tiebapic.baidu.com/forum/w%3D580/sign=ca753b3053f41bd5da53e8fc61db81a0/4a6ff9610c3387445c93f3670c0fd9f9d72aa021.jpg?tbpicau=2024-07-11-05_9546af5012b6951694bde967ed2c256b)
![](//tb1.bdstatic.com/tb/cms/PC%E7%AB%AF%E5%BA%95%E9%83%A8%E9%80%9A%E6%A0%8F%E5%BC%B9%E5%B1%821000x120.png)
![](//tb2.bdstatic.com/tb/static-spage/widget/fixed_bar/images/icon_close_1683259.png)