1.一男两女
幼儿园,一男两女三个人玩过家家。男孩说“我要当爸爸!
”一女孩说:我要当妈妈
剩下的女孩说那我只能当小三了![](https://gsp0.baidu.com/5aAHeD3nKhI2p27j8IqW0jdnxx1xbK/tb/editor/images/client/image_emoticon11.png)
2.背着我吃屎![](https://gsp0.baidu.com/5aAHeD3nKhI2p27j8IqW0jdnxx1xbK/tb/editor/images/client/image_emoticon80.png)
家中就我和老公爱吃榴莲,一天5岁的儿子在他房间玩,我和老公买了榴莲,怕吃的时候熏到儿子,就在厨房吃,吃的正高兴的时候,儿子进来了大喊:你们竟然背着我吃屎
吃屎……
![](https://imgsa.baidu.com/forum/w%3D580/sign=31c4e6f2b099a9013b355b3e2d970a58/6bdd36d12f2eb938b5a44014dd628535e7dd6fc0.jpg)
幼儿园,一男两女三个人玩过家家。男孩说“我要当爸爸!
![](https://gsp0.baidu.com/5aAHeD3nKhI2p27j8IqW0jdnxx1xbK/tb/editor/images/client/image_emoticon67.png)
![](https://gsp0.baidu.com/5aAHeD3nKhI2p27j8IqW0jdnxx1xbK/tb/editor/images/client/image_emoticon25.png)
![](https://gsp0.baidu.com/5aAHeD3nKhI2p27j8IqW0jdnxx1xbK/tb/editor/images/client/image_emoticon11.png)
2.背着我吃屎
![](https://gsp0.baidu.com/5aAHeD3nKhI2p27j8IqW0jdnxx1xbK/tb/editor/images/client/image_emoticon80.png)
家中就我和老公爱吃榴莲,一天5岁的儿子在他房间玩,我和老公买了榴莲,怕吃的时候熏到儿子,就在厨房吃,吃的正高兴的时候,儿子进来了大喊:你们竟然背着我吃屎
![](https://gsp0.baidu.com/5aAHeD3nKhI2p27j8IqW0jdnxx1xbK/tb/editor/images/client/image_emoticon12.png)
![](https://imgsa.baidu.com/forum/w%3D580/sign=31c4e6f2b099a9013b355b3e2d970a58/6bdd36d12f2eb938b5a44014dd628535e7dd6fc0.jpg)